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Fzzzzzz!

Very well put together. The look, the sound, everything was absolutely right.

I just don't understand why you'd go to all that effort when you could have made the same story (with the same narration and everything) in Minecraft far, far quicker.

I'm not saying I didn't enjoy this movie, it just seems like you picked the hardest way to go about making it.

IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU!

Oh good, I have ten years of worrying until this happens. And I only have six months left of my missus being in her 20s.

*bawls uncontrollably*

Two suggestions for later: 'you start ordering bitter instead of lager on a regular basis' and 'you start telling young people that their current no.1 single is just a 30 year old record with some idiot rapping over it'

One of the best flashes, ever.

I don't know what to say, except it's true. Everyone who's on Newgrounds should pay attention to it, just to have heard its message. They can then decide what they want to do about the issue it raises. But they need to have that first seed of thought planted in their heads.

And to a worrying extent, I identify with it. Time I should spend with my other half or exercising or doing SOMETHING I instead spend playing games. Sure, everyone needs a hobby, and fair enough, games provide that. But even as someone who doesn't spend all day playing MW2, I think I spend too much time playing games sometimes.

I'm trying to fight it. I'm trying to go out and do stuff. It's almost of benefit that I work so much, which gives me precious little time to get too addicted or involved with any particular game.

But I should be out and doing stuff. Seeing new places, doing new things, having experiences. I know I'm not as healthy as I used to be. And I know I'm not as social as I used to be. Games aren't the only factor there. But they are too convenient - when I come home from yet another day at work (and bear in mind, I am at this moment not even halfway through working eleven days IN A ROW) I don't want to go for a walk, or for a ride, or anything. I just want to slump and drink some beer and play a game. And my other half, she wants to do the same, albeit in front of the TV.

I'm playing Bad Company 2 heavily right now. And I was thinking on the one hand, man, I sure miss DC_Final, I used to spend every evening (when I lived alone) playing that on a dedicated server with the same guys. And BC2 is giving me some of that back.

But then I think: hang on... I was living alone because my relationship had nearly crumbled and fallen apart because my crappy temp job had ended. And I had the temp job because I'd played too much of an MMO, and wanted to do that instead of a proper job. And also hadn't found anything to replace the temp job because rather than go job hunting I half-assedly sent a few applications off per day and spent the rest playing games.

And from that fucking mire I sank to the sheer humiliation of living with my parents again, my fledgling life as an independent adult ruined by one stupid MMO and several stupid multiplayer shooters. It was only this horrific experience that taught me to haul myself the hell up by my bootstraps, stop fucking around and be a man. Be an adult. Sort myself the hell out. And I found myself another job. And I found myself a place to live. And I sat down with my girlfriend, and made my intentions clear, and that I was prepared to WORK HARD for US, for our future together, for everything. And while this was the nadir, those evenings on El Alamein rocketing the hell out of tanks was a slippery rung on the ladder to climb back up.

Am I out of the pit yet? Some would say yes. I have a friend, who suffers from long-term and crippling depression, and who spends every waking minute gaming. On the one hand I envy him, the time to properly savour games instead of having to cut them short to go to bed so I can be coherent in work the next day. But on the other, I bet he'd give anything to have a 'normal' life like me. Because I have a job to go to, a house to live in, a beautiful partner, a car, a motorcycle, and money to spend going on trips and going to the movies and enjoying myself. I have what people in the western world dream of, never mind people in the rest in the world.

And thinking that I want to just waste it, pretending to shoot pretend people in the face on my 360... it feels wrong, because it is.

And so I'm trying to wean myself off. It's not easy. I tried smoking and didn't care for it, I enjoy a drink but can go without, but gaming feels the closest I've ever felt to a true addiction. It's just so easy to switch it on and play something.

Sexiest of the series!

Out of all the MNF games, I think this one is the sexiest. Yeah, Street Racing has the cool minigame but this one (the first part anyway) reminds me the most of holiday romance. See a pretty girl, introduce yourself, get to know her...

I suppose I'm biased as I find Chelsea enchantingly beautiful. I don't normally like blondes either, but when they're proper platinum blondes with nearly white hair, nearly white skin (with faint freckles) then they're perfect. That she's not just another horny trio of holes but an endearing girl with a real personality in this story makes her all the more attractive. And it occurred to me - our hero now has himself a girlfriend proper, as if Chelsea was on the same flight she must live near him too!

It's a shame it goes a bit downhill into a threesome with her brash sister which is too formulaic even by porn standards... I'd prefer it if these games let you choose just one girl and spend time with her almost like the dating sims.

But perhaps I ask too much... I still love the game and enjoyed the fantasy you've made for us. Keep up the great work!

Did what it set out to do, and did it well!

Before I start, to all the people complaining that the girl's boobs are too big - it's ANIME PORN. Women in anime porn ALWAYS have ridiculously huge norks... well, almost always. If that is the worst thing you can say about it, you'd better have given it a good score otherwise. Geez.

Anyway, I don't understand all the hate for this. It set out to do something (tell a sexy story) and it did it with style. I think pretty much everyone will have had a fantasy about a sexy co-worker catching them alone in the office and this just translated it into flash.

The animation you've done on what was originally 2D artwork is excellent and natural and smooth (ahem). The music was sexy without being outright bom-chikka-wah-wah porn style, and the sounds were carefully mixed so as to be in the background (I usually turn down the volume or mute pr0n as the ridiculous fake moaning and 'oh god yeah, my ass' gets tiresome).

The interaction... well, I won't miss the mouse waving of the old games, but having to figure out which leg she wants rubbed first was amusing the first few times but by now it's a bit old. And this woman has just given our hero a titfuck... is she really going to complain when he starts rubbing her vag? Speaking of which, just rubbing? None of the heroes in this version seem to have tongues! You drive a woman wild by giving her a tongue tornado, maybe something to consider including in the next one.

Overall, I enjoyed it a lot (and no, I didn't fling string across my keyboard while watching it) and thought it was erotic without being sleazy (though some of the 'bad' conversation choices certainly were). Keep up (heh) the good work.

Splat!

Oh man, it reminds me of the stupid driving bit in the original Police Quest... except I always wished the driving bit in Police Quest was like this, with people to splat and the ability to go nuts and not just explode as soon as I touched the sidewalk!

Good game, the only problem I found was in the cemetary level, the people could run through that unbreakable brick wall and I couldn't follow and had to go around... and then they just ran back through the other way. Annoying.