Score: 7

"Pretty good!"

submission: Porno for Parents

date: July 19, 2009

Please don't flame me...

I enjoyed this. The animation was really well done, and I liked the little touches like the mom's mascara running and the censor blur on the virus goblin's garbage. The look on the girlfriend's face when the dad comes in was priceless.

But... the comedy routine itself I thought was a little predictable. Pretty much everyone on this site will have a 'ZOMG MY PAERNTS DONT KNO COMPS LOLOLOL MY DAD FPR0TED HIS TARBALL' story, and apart from the 'I've got a hose!' and 'steal your daughter' bits it didn't raise anything beyond a knowing smile from me. Sorry Mike. I'll go check out some of your other stuff but this particular bit didn't do it for me. I think it would be a great opener for your show, though.

Again, please don't flame me for not just throwing a ten at this. I'm not going to lie.

Score: 10

"Sexiest of the series!"

submission: Meet'N'Fuck: Vacation

date: March 24, 2009

Out of all the MNF games, I think this one is the sexiest. Yeah, Street Racing has the cool minigame but this one (the first part anyway) reminds me the most of holiday romance. See a pretty girl, introduce yourself, get to know her...

I suppose I'm biased as I find Chelsea enchantingly beautiful. I don't normally like blondes either, but when they're proper platinum blondes with nearly white hair, nearly white skin (with faint freckles) then they're perfect. That she's not just another horny trio of holes but an endearing girl with a real personality in this story makes her all the more attractive. And it occurred to me - our hero now has himself a girlfriend proper, as if Chelsea was on the same flight she must live near him too!

It's a shame it goes a bit downhill into a threesome with her brash sister which is too formulaic even by porn standards... I'd prefer it if these games let you choose just one girl and spend time with her almost like the dating sims.

But perhaps I ask too much... I still love the game and enjoyed the fantasy you've made for us. Keep up the great work!

Score: 10

"Did what it set out to do, and did it well!"

submission: MeetNFuck Office Romance

date: February 10, 2009

Before I start, to all the people complaining that the girl's boobs are too big - it's ANIME PORN. Women in anime porn ALWAYS have ridiculously huge norks... well, almost always. If that is the worst thing you can say about it, you'd better have given it a good score otherwise. Geez.

Anyway, I don't understand all the hate for this. It set out to do something (tell a sexy story) and it did it with style. I think pretty much everyone will have had a fantasy about a sexy co-worker catching them alone in the office and this just translated it into flash.

The animation you've done on what was originally 2D artwork is excellent and natural and smooth (ahem). The music was sexy without being outright bom-chikka-wah-wah porn style, and the sounds were carefully mixed so as to be in the background (I usually turn down the volume or mute pr0n as the ridiculous fake moaning and 'oh god yeah, my ass' gets tiresome).

The interaction... well, I won't miss the mouse waving of the old games, but having to figure out which leg she wants rubbed first was amusing the first few times but by now it's a bit old. And this woman has just given our hero a titfuck... is she really going to complain when he starts rubbing her vag? Speaking of which, just rubbing? None of the heroes in this version seem to have tongues! You drive a woman wild by giving her a tongue tornado, maybe something to consider including in the next one.

Overall, I enjoyed it a lot (and no, I didn't fling string across my keyboard while watching it) and thought it was erotic without being sleazy (though some of the 'bad' conversation choices certainly were). Keep up (heh) the good work.